Heaven + Earth

Them: “Welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?”

Me:     “Yes, I’ll have a medium iced coffee please.”

Them: “Sorry, we don’t have any ice for the iced coffee…”

Me:     “Oh…okay, can I just have a vanilla cone then?”

Them: “Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken.”

Me:     “I see…do you have anything cold?”

Them: “We have pop.”

Me:     “But no ice for the pop, right?”

Them: “Yes, it comes out of the pop machine.”

Me:     “So…why is there no ice for an iced coffee?”

Them: “Uh…just one moment please (muffled speech off mic)… what size iced coffee would you like?”

Me:     “Medium”

Them: “That’ll be $1.13, please pull up to your 1st window”

Me:     “Wonderful.”